Rigs and Frenchmen
Lancer VI
Phil Coates & Kevin Garmston
Mon 24 Nov 2008 09:54
Steve fresh from a rig in Aberdeen, had upset a Frenchman within in two
minutes, by pretending to be a gerrman from Cologne and ranting on about
chip shops, world cups and the war. Frenchman retreated and surrendered.
Obama when questioned on defense apparently said he was paintin it de same
colour as de wall, we on Lancer think this is an appalling statement.Mr
Coates now sporting a magnificent full beard and has been called everything
from captain Birdseye to Uncle Albert but cares not as he has been
interviewed by the yachting press and is pursuing a media career. Finally we
found a kebab shop and have been using it a lot much to the amusement of the
Turkish staff, tickets to the xmas on the cards. Cocktails with the Mayor
tonight.....
Cheers from Lancer