Sweeming

Raylah
Jeremy Elsom
Thu 3 Dec 2009 09:33
Its one of those things you think you should do on an Atlantic crossing but to have done it two years ago when we first crossed would have meant ,depending on your view of me, the premature death of a witty and attractive character with huge potential to still fulfil ,or the timely death of a boring selfish slob whose potential expired years ago if indeed it ever existed ,For those were tempestuous times with the beautiful lines of Maximus(sorry Raylah) crashing and gyrating in the boiling cauldron which called itself an ocean as Squall after Squall came in over our Port quarter to slap us around and hose us down.To lower oneself into that briny then would have been clear suicide for if not already drowned battered exhausted and hyperthermic, the ability to regain the deck would have indeed been a mountain(or topside) too far.
 
But the Atlantic has many moods and yesterday found us with little wind,an oily rolling but waveless sea and the sails slating in their tracks.It also found us in water 5 miles deep and 1250 miles from land,to wit,the mouth of the Amazon River.An ideal time for our mid-Atlantic swim,pipes up David our suave perfumier,who is usually in a state of piped up as opposed to the quieter version of piped down.David since moving to Hythe has  acquired Aquatic tendencies which draw him inexorably to any puddle whatever its temperature for the purpose of complete immersion.Jeremy ,the aforementioned slob/witty character and most importantly skipper urges caution,more caution and finally paranoia.Why take the risk for surely the swimmer will lose the boat which has a pleasant tendency to keep moving with or without sails,have a heart attack,or get eaten by sharks which have already been attracted by our fishing line.
 
The youth Simon,to wit,the slobs son puts the opposing view that the situation is totally benign,the water should be entered without flotation device by leaping from the third spreaders,then swimming to the Cape Verdi's to pick up a newspaper and returning to the boat via the Great Circle Route.The tripartite view is given by Norman,our Welsh mountaineer/potholer and leviathan winner or the Three Peaks Race. He is of the view that if the swimmer is wearing a full immersion suit,with  double climbing harness, karabiners,helmet,and 40 metres of Kevlar loop tape (breaking strain 1,000,000 tons)then all should be well.
 
In the event we all,except the exceptional Sara who could not be risked, climb gingerly into the warm and deeply,deeply blue sea a little apprehensive of what lies beneath ,to be towed by our red preventer rope gently along, splashing and giggling like babies in there first bath.The event was recorded on film and lots of shampoo soap and showers followed.But guilt soon sets in ,there was a race to be run and we were are in the chasing pack for Podium Silver,so sails were set,halyards braced and we bore away for St Lucia,our ambition to swim mid Atlantic realised.