10 degrees 57N, 65 degrees 14W

Meryon.bridges
Fri 29 Jan 2010 16:21
Venezuela.
Having heard many tales of the dangers of the Venezuelan coast we had originally planned to go straight from Grenada to the Dutch Antilles, but a meeting with John and Ann-Louise, who had just come back from 3 months of cruising around Venezuela, persuaded us to give it a go.  Accordingly we left Grenada on the evening of 25 Jan, heading for Los Testigos (no smirking, please; it means The Witnesses).  There was a full moon and we ran without lights in the apprehension of an unwelcome encounter with a Venezuelan fishing boat who might be after more than fish.  The tension of the night was suddenly intensified when we were startled, whilst enjoying dinner in the cockpit, by a sudden "whump" and a colossal burst of spray just 100 yards away.  We concluded that a whale had just breached but sadly we didn't see it actually coming out.
 
Otherwise the night passed uneventfully, and next morning we arrived at Los Testigos, a remote group of tiny islands occupied by only a couple of hundred people who live by fishing, and by a Venezuelan Coast Guard detachment.  After checking in with the CG ashore and armed detachment boarded us, and conducted a very cursory search of the boat.  They weren't very smiley but then they were obviously bored witless and we had no words in common with them to crack the odd joke.  Their main interest seemed to be to "cadge" a couple of packets of Holden's cigarettes and some of our pre-dinner nibbles. The islands themselves are simple but lovely: very undeveloped and covered with arid scrub and cactus.  One of them has a huge bank of sand dunes with a lonely wave swept beach on the windward side.  Two tiny communities face eachother across a mile of water, and everyone seems to have access to a 25ft pirogue with a couple of big outboard motors on the back.  After cruising round the group we anchored off Testigo Grande, and in the evening there was evidently a big party at the "beach bar" (6 broken chairs and a three-legged table)ashore starting with what sounded like an exhortational speech by a very articulate chap (visitor or tapoe who knows) and continuing with music ranging from Elvis to what sounded like enthusiastic Karaoke.
 
On 27 Jan we set off in light winds for Porlamar on Isla Margarita, a necessary stop to check in fomally with the Venezuelan Imigration, Customs, etc. This proved to be a disappointment from all aspects.  We arranged to meet a charming man called Juan Baro who provides a service of obtaining all the necessary clearances for yachties, but he advised us that the new Port Captain had introduced so many obstacles in the name of clamping down on corruption that this process could now take 2 weeks to achieve and once strated you were comitted.  Accordingly we decided to pursue our way without the clearance and bluff our way if challenged.  We then took a taxi into the city.  It was a very wet day and Parlomar was not looking its best, but it rapidly became apparent that Parlomar's best wouldn't look good on a fine day.  It was dirty, run down, tawdry, and showed evidence of commercial stagnation.  Apart from a reasonable lunch the only entertainment offered was Holden's purchase of a cheap watch.  The first one fell apart before he got out of the shop.  After a lengthy negotiation he emerged with his second choice, but half an hour later it was showing a time half an hour behind ours, so he headed back for a further altercation with the shopkeeper on the basis that this one wasn't working .  It transpired however that it was showing Venezuelan time, set half an hour later than everywhere else in the time zone by Mr Chavez to irritate the Americans!
 
After our sodden excursion ashore we set off in late afternoon in almost continuous rain for our next island, Tortuga.  Pirates of the Carribean enthusiasts please note.  The real Tortuga is actually a low lying semi desert island populated by a handful of fishermen on a seasonal basis.  However Holden, as only he can, managed to find a "cultural  centre", run by a cheerful, Boston educated young man from Isla Margarita.  In the absence of any Bolivars he persuaded this chap to exchange 2 beers for half a packet of fags.  Let us hope he does not fritter them all away like this - we may need more for other coastguard boarding parties!  We arrived at about 0900 in rather watery sunshine.  As with Los Testagos the accuracy of the electronic chart, which had been great throughout the Leeward and Windward Islands, left a lot to be desired and, according to our chartplotter, we are now anchored firmly on dry land!  This is a bit of a wake up call and confirms that we must not approach these islands in the dark.  Hopefully this will only apply to Venezuela and we will find that the Dutch Antilles and Panama are where they should be.
 
We will continue our voyage along the Venezuelan Offshore Islands later today and will report again from Bonaire, the first of the Dutch Antilles.