Drug abuse aboard Timeless!!!!

Timeless
Sun 20 Apr 2014 14:01
Position:   30:23.677N   64:39.670W
 
NEWS FLASH!
 
It has been established that there is wide drug abuse aboard Timeless.
It appears that EVERY crew member is involved I am reliably informed!
 
Witnesses report that at LEAST once a day crew members can be sneaking into the galley, checking to ensure they are unwatched and then popping as many as TWO pills at a time. It seems that this has been going on for as many as 3 days.
The captain has apparently tried to stamp out this drug abuse but it seems that he too is actually involved!
 
There is a lot of manual steering at the helm by all crew members and it seems that the drug involved is a the powerful and secretive drug composition made by the “ADVIL” company – a name often whispered in closed circles for fear of personal safety.
Manual steering on a sailing yacht such as Timeless can put a strain on muscles and feet that often are not used such stress. 
 
Meanwhile,
A pod porpoises paid a visit to Timeless this morning and played around the bow for 10 minutes before continuing their daily chores.
Les continues to serve up exquisite dishes – last night was a superb ‘cottage pie’.
There hasn’t been much time for fishing and so the ‘special fish pie’ will have wait for another time – ooh.
 
The wind and swell has all relaxed. The wind is now down to 8 to 13 knots from the south as it continues to move towards the west. The swell although still 2 to 3 meters has along period and appears in a smooth motion.
 
We are now just over 100 miles to Bermuda and so should be there this time tomorrow morning.
The crew will be ‘well pleased’ to arrive and will be sporting muscles twice as big as before the start of the trip!
.. more tomorrow
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