Scientific Discoveries

Dawnbreaker
Lars Alfredson
Thu 18 Dec 2014 23:34

Scientific Discoveries

 

After a week of in depth research in the remote wilderness of Tasmania we have stumbled on a new withdrawal effect. 

“Fenestra Tremens”, the touch finger tremors, that is induced by excessive and prolonged use of internet and facebook, triggered by the impossibility to connect.

https://www.telstra.com.au/content/dam/tcom/personal/broadband/images-b/business-4G-Wi-Fi-Advanced-II-350x175.png

 

F.T´s – The syndrome of often painful physical and psychological symptoms that follows discontinuance of the addictive need for internet access or due to shortage of wi-fi credit, often leads to schizophrenic stages and advanced dementia after few weeks of