Creaks and Groans 16:25.4N 052:25.7W

Audaciter
ItchyFingers
Wed 14 Dec 2011 14:07
Hi,
 
It was Gareths birthday yesterday and probably the most sober since records began, so Happy Birthday Gareth and we shall, no doubt whatsoever make up for it when we hit Antigua. Counting down the hours now, literally. It has calmed down out here a lot, both the swell and the gusting winds. It is all pretty constant now and the trade winds are serving us well. I reckon we will be there from Sunday and we managed to book a marina berth until the 5th of January. This gives us plenty of time to chill. We could work our way around the secluded anchorages but to be quite honest I would rather hire a speedboat and blat about on that after spending three weeks on our boat, plus she needs some TLC and a bit of work done on her. It has, as George put it, been like four blokes living in a very small bedsit for three weeks and every six hours getting to stand on the balcony for two hours.
 
There are a lot of noises on this boat, and I don't just mean bodily. They have really come into their own over the last few nights because of the sideways rolling motion of the boat and my god they do your fucking head in. Here are a few:
 
The rudder sounds like a dog barking in the distance while Sue in her office chair is busy sliding across the deck. There is a helicopter in the fridge (according to Dickon) and a waterfall in the heads. The radar and wind generator sound like car doors locking and unlocking every 7 seconds. A couple of my particular favorites, as I am a massive fan of repetetive banal noises are, the dance of the tin cans in the bin bag, the Lea and Perrins roll in the cupboard and the roll of the empty water bottle across the floor. Absolute classics, I tell you!  The forepeak sounds like it is on spin cycle full of empty fuel cans and I do like eavesdropping in on the heated conversation between the two old Russian ladies just outside. There is also General Squeak and Colonel Clang, which are the mast/rigging and the gas bottles respectivley. Great guys! And somewhere on this boat is an elevator, apparently. Oh well, so much going on it's enough to send you a little bit mad. These noises do pale into significance when the engine comes on but then you may as well be sleeping next to a fucking locomotive. Win win!! There are many more and I will keep you updated with any new ones as they come along.
 
Anyway, morale is very high and we are only 550 miles away. Getting there.....
 
Out xxx
 
P.S We are catching so many fish that we have become fish snobs and unless it is a Wahoo or a Tuna we are putting them back.